…I’m glad your squid cat returned…I guess…

Part 63

Happy New Year Ya’ll! For my New Years Resolution is to try and do Daily blogs of Homestuck. Hopefully that means I can finish it by the end of 2019. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Well, enough of that. Let’s see how the Trolls crash and burn

Part 62 End

As much as I really want to see what this guy’s attempt is at Rose, I have to go. Got some New Years Eve plans to plan and all of that jazz

So while I appreciate Rose’s Morals, I still feel like she needs to focus on living first.

Rose and Dave just fucking with the trolls give me life.

And look at this!!!

201 Followers!!! Thank you so much, old and new, for joining me in this weird ass trip that is Homestuck! I will see you all in the New Year!!!

Have you just been floating in the ocean this entire time??

He’s the guy that begs for help on the homework, then disses you when it gets completed, failing to realize they are all the wrong answers

Oh I would Love to see the poetry Rose would cook up for this guy

This poor fool

He’s going to get murdered

I like how this guy understands Rose’s lingo when he is as dumb as bricks

Ok, I am going to tweak my previous statement.

Rose and Dave are giving the trolls effective ammo, but it only works if they are using it.

If someone tries to ‘poetry burn’ Dave, Dave wouldn’t give a shit. But if it was Rose, then it would be somewhat effective because Dave knows/trust Rose. But it is only ‘somewhat’ effective because that is how Rose tease/is friendly with Dave.

Anyone else will end up as an absolute mess

ok, I think both Rose and Dave are screwing the trolls over by giving them “ammo” for the other.

The fact that they did this naturally without talking to the other beforehand brings me so much joy

At least this guy understands metaphors a lot better that Capitalization did

Wait, Your’re the Troll that fucking failed at going against Dave from before!

I got a screengrab from that, that I think you will remember:

Feeling the same thing now, huh?

Is he asking for Dave’s Fuck Puppets??? What the Fuck??

but at least this guy was upfront about it

This guy someone managing to dodge out of the way of a critical hit

Damn Rose. I am not sure if all of that was necessary here

dafukdidiwatch:

ok. Given that I only saw ONE troll with glasses, I guess that they have names now…and that Blind Troll’s name is Asinine.

God dammit. I thought that the name was fucking familiar, so I googled it on the off chance it was and

Goddammit

Rose, I know you use big words as self defense, but why must you make ME suffer too?

Translation: Sunglasses while on a computer means that person is compensating for something

ok. Given that I only saw ONE troll with glasses, I guess that they have names now…and that Blind Troll’s name is Asinine.