So what you’re saying is that each planet has a Godzilla underneath

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I am ending it here. That was some LONG ASS TEXT POSTS that I have just read.

So It seems that Grim is a vanity fare model from the netherworld, and is just as fancily smart as Rose. I hope they get their time shenanigans squared away.

Torus…he is like the Charles Boyle of Homestuck? just like, wow. At least he tries here

Don’t let it get to your head…..or your horns

Jesus Christ he looks like Peter Lorre

Now let’s see Dave’s reaction, or if he even paid attention

mike dropped! I’m pretty sure that was the longest rap that anyone has ever written yet

He wrote this down before typing, that is 100%confirm

Pretty good for your first try

And this link goes to…..

MERCHANDISING!

You are a sweet summer child, aren’t you?

The fact that he keeps interrupting himself to clarify shit is so pure

You know what? I dig it. 7/10

The thing about this guy, is that he is so honest and straightforward that he actually honestly tries to do what he supposed to, and I just don’t know how to deal with that

Dude, I have no words…just….Oh My God

*bob belcher voice* oh my god

Dave does exactly what any highschooler would do during an assembly: not give a shit

This is something a wrestling announcer would say

Full Bromo my dude

*John Cena music plays in the background*

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

I have so many jokes for this, I’m just going to make separate posts and see which one gets the most likes