( You keep bringing it up, I think you misunderstood Betty Croker and the Meteor. Betty Crocker didn’t die. Just a factory destroyed. Nannaand Grandpa were raised by Betty Crocker after Colonel Sassacre died. )

for some reason I thought that Betty Crocker was married to Colonel Sassacre. Good to know that Betty Crocker was the baking witch

( When GC tells dave his “Bro wont be there to bail him out this time”, she was referring to when Bro cut the meteor in half when Dave entered, because if he hadnt Dave wouldnt have entered in time and would’ve been hit by it)

Ah, see when I first read that I wasn’t sure what she was talking about. But after the video with the meteor thing, it all makes sense

( HAPPY BIRTH )

THANK

( “It is nice to get an explanation like this, but why is it that the “Reckoning starts when the Black King gets the power? Why not the white king who gets the black scepter?” 1) White King never gets the black scepter (see: white always looses). 2) Only the Black King wants destruction. Even if WK got the other scepter he wouldn’t want to use the power to start the Reckoning. )

ok yeah, I get that the in the context of SBURB the white pieces lost, which has the 4 players rise up to defeat the Black pieces. But in general, why is it the black side always the evil side and the white side is always the good side? I mean I get the symbolism, white=good, black=bad, but sometimes I just want to shake it up a bit, you know?

( I only read the recaps because you do. I completely skipped them the first go through )

I’m the type of person who reads the introduction of the book before the actual novel, so I’m glad I got someone else go go down the dull rabbit hole with me

( Read the name of one of the bunny’s weapons again and then think about what the bunny did to the Black Queen… (hint: it’s a pun) )

How the hell did I miss that

(If you havent caught on to the parallels between karkat and john yet, id recommend rereading the first 5 or so pages in the comic, as well as pages 80-82. It’s not super important overall, but it is sorta interesting (or at least I think it is) )

Yeah, I got the naming thing because all of the kids have to go through that one way or another. But seeing how they both see an empty street and having a “long day” is pretty interesting. I’m going to have to keep an eye out for more parallels between the two of them from now on

(Have you considered making a Discord server?)

It hasn’t really crossed my mind, but if there are people interested in it I can make one.

(Just a reminder, we’ve see ~ATH come up before along with the other punny coding languages John has dabbled with (pg. 4 & 11)

I was looking back and

You’re right. I didn’t know. John also has the same shitty programming books as Karkat.

Also how long has this ink-oil crap been following you John!? This was on page fucking 15.

( well, you’ve got to remember that Prospit is Yellow. That seems to be a universal constant for Sburb sessions. I don’t think there’s any real correlation between Prospit/Derse with planet/stars in any universe. )

ok so it is not the Trolls. It is the game. The game that has weird symbolic tastes.

( oh my GOD watching u read homestuck is literally the most amusing thing. there’s so much you don’t know, so much I am just WAITING for you to find out. holy shit )

I am so glad you joined me in my daily romp that is homestuck. I hope my reactions to the things you are waiting for will be just as enjoyable

( Nice try, but Jade was the one who crashed into the bakery. Check the dates, and the kids’ birthdays. )

No no no. I got you here. See, Nanna (way back when) killed Betty Crocker in her bakery, as stated below.

Jade was launched into a Betty Crocker Factory. And you know what Factories have?

Robots

Machines and Robots

So my theory of “meteor’s crash into the future child’s interests/skills” is still plausible!

( …I’ll be fair and say that ectobiological incest is probably the least of some shippers concerns and leave it at that aha… but Hussie sent a tweet that “canonized” all ships in an act of “magnanimity”. So all ships, somewhere in the universe, are real. The degree of realness’s is up to you though lol )

Well given the complexity of the kids biological existence, it would be hard to shift it all out. 

But it is nice of Hussie to give leeway for the fans on their ships. I don’t think I have seen any creator (other than for Rick&Morty and TAZ) where they actively say “yeah this is my story, but i’m sure there’s another universe where your idea is right, so go ahead and enjoy yourself.” Those kinds of people are pretty cool.

( Your cackling/cry-laughing gives me life. )

That was the funniest goddamn video I have ever seen. I don’t think I will ever laugh like that for anything else, it was the best one.

Also, I recorded my sister watching the same video. Anyone interested in seeing the reactions of someone with no understanding of homestuck?

( can’t wait to be a useless piece of shit and fall down all these burns” “no you messed that up” Again, another SB&HJ reference. GC actually HAS read Dave’s comics surprisingly so she tried to meme at him, but she didn’t quote it exactly leading Dave to say she messed it up (probably more out of general annoyance at being talked to right now than actually giving a shit about quoting his works exactly). )

(Psst - “Useless piece of shit all day” is also a SBaHJ reference, to the very first comic in fact. Dave said she malessed it up because she got the reference wrong )

(John didn’t say distraction, he said distaction. He was referencing SBAHJ)

God I just keep missing everything on this, don’t I? Now I can’t tell if I want to read the comics so I will understand the in-verse in-jokes, or if I shouldn’t because I want to see how many references I will miss over the course of Homestuck,

( It was on that day, many Dave x Rose shippers cried out in agony as their ship sank out at sea. )

I mean…..not to be that guy but to be that guy…..they could still ship them…..

But that would be impossible since we know that key-smashing = gay from the last ask, and Dave slept key-smashed.

( “The can ruse was a distaction” is a quote from SB&HJ. John is memeing at Karkat (notice his misspelling of “distraction”). That’s why he said nevermind, Karkat has no understanding of what he’s referencing and John wasn’t going to explain Dave’s weird comic to him )

Ah. I should just read these comics I guess, because apparently Dave sees these comics in his visions and is using them to future tell as memes. Maybe, eventually.

( I’m not sure the chalk dust thing was a case of ‘no one got it’ so much as it never really turned up as important so it was never mentioned as such. )

Yeah I see your point. Maybe it would have been better to let Rose investigate the water and see that it was chalk? Regardless, you are right that it doesn’t matter to the overall plot.

( CG keysmashes. Conclusion: CG is an gay. This is my only evidence. No I don’t take constructive criticism )

Do you take add-ons? Because if keysmashing is for the gay, that means that Dave must also be an gay too since he did it too. Like maybe Dave is a sleeper gay since he did it in his sleep

( You did understand who the aristocratic southern Colonel/legendary humorist and wicked pastry baroness were, right? )

Yes. I’m pretty sure that the Baroness was Betty Crocker, and the KFC guy was the guy from the book, Colonel Sassacre. So this means that jokes and baking are a part of John’s history