( Nice try, but Jade was the one who crashed into the bakery. Check the dates, and the kids’ birthdays. )

No no no. I got you here. See, Nanna (way back when) killed Betty Crocker in her bakery, as stated below.

Jade was launched into a Betty Crocker Factory. And you know what Factories have?

Robots

Machines and Robots

So my theory of “meteor’s crash into the future child’s interests/skills” is still plausible!