Fucking Knew It.

This is mainly a test of wills now. It always has been.

I’m not becoming Squimish, I’m becoming agitate and dumbfounded. BIG difference.

The only breaking point Dirk sees here, is if you want a fucking alien to pop out of Jane’s tumtum while Roxy is rubbing.

Because Your shit?

It be Whack Yo.

I can’t believe there is fucking more

God damn, it’s the shadow man watching his prodigy reek havoc on the mortals.

Vuvuzelas play sarcastically in the background.

It’s like they are squeezing a squid together.

Dirk really outdid himself this time.

oh NOW you want the hands. I guess timing was everything.

At this point, spite is fueling me to see the end of ALL of this in one go.

So, the wedding slice thing? That’s what you are doing here?

Cue Waterfalls

Romantic

There isn’t anything more Dirk. Jane baked a cake. Get cooking.

Don’t forget Dirk, we still have that Candy twist to go over.

Honestly, who doesn’t google something to look at in horrific fascination?

Figuratively, because they already share the same body

Literally, because they need to fuse/bond together to become the ultimate god

Someone needs to sit this boy down to talk to him about his kinks, that’s the real takeaway from all of this.

God, he is one of THOSE people. I can’t believe that they get into flame/ship wars with each other. And I can’t believe I didn’t guess it sooner.

Cool, are you done? Because while as highly entertaining as it is, like watching a child swear for the first time, this is getting old. We at the twist yet? Of, idk, Dirk drawing him and you together at a picnic?