This is one of the best things I have ever heard of.

1. Dave and Nepeta

I see Nepeta like a Jade troll, or a troll that is most like the childess nature that Jade has. I can see them having a tender relationship together. I would lean more towards platonic, but if it is a romantic ship, it would be hearts or diamonds. Like a soft romance.

2. Rose and Jade

This is weird. I can’t see it. I mean I can read about it, if I find something striking to me, but idk. I see them more as sisters.

3. Aradia and Sollux

They were actually pretty cute together before Aradia’s accident. I would see them as Hearts pre-explosion. post-explosion, I don’t think ghost Aradia is a good match though.

4. Gamzee and White Text Guy

This is the funniest crack ship I have ever seen. Because, think bout it? Scratch knows literally all everything of everything. All the information of the world. But he doesn’t know what goes on in Gamzee’s head. Just imagine it. Scratch would try to explain a phenomenon with all the knowledge he has, and Gamzee just responds with “MoThEr FuCkIn MiRaClEs” and Scratch going nuts over it. That shit is hilarious.

5. Kanaya and Rose

I feel they are literally made for each other. They are just too similar to not be. They would be good together. I am thinking Hearts since they don’t have a push/pull balance for Diamonds.

6. Karkat and Equius

well this is just depressing. I feel this could be a messed up relationship. Like from Karkat yelling at Equius to Equius spouting blood caste nonsense which would add to Karkat’s self deprecation, which would fuel Karkat’s anger which would give into Equius’s submission fetish. At that is if they actually decide to try it out.

So no, out of the question. They are NOT together