The Horse Porn. Definitely the Horse Porn.
Kyle the Doppelglasses was born as glasses, and he can eventually possess a robot soon so he is alright.
Cal is just an eternal. I hate him so much, but even though he is terrifying at least he belongs in Homestuck. Seeing a human woman body-painted as a horse for porn is very unsettling to me because that means it is a real goddamn photo and I don’t want to think about that shit.