Well that was fun. They all managed to get out, Durkon got a new girlfriend, and Roy’s backstory just got revealed. Father was killed by evil wizard, so son advenges him. A classic for a fighter really.
Order of the Stick Theory #3: They were at an amusement back with those guys in the announcer booth that makes the animatronics talk. Yeah, they controlled a talking tree to convince Elan to make his own party for the trees and he actually did it.
Banjo is sentient now? Well….I didn’t realize that the god thing would happen so fast. That is new.
Roy is so done with this bullshit that he is throwing it right back.
It is stupid, but so far Elan is not wrong per say
Banjo is going to come into existence some day I can just feel it. It is too stupid to pass up.
At least Elan is trying to give out solutions here. Don’t have to be rude.
Suffer. Let love bloom in the dark.
You live in the clouds. Everything on Earth is basically weird.
Thor, fuck off I’m being serious right now. Something’s weird
For like half a second I thought Thor was holding a gun
You only like him because he is a dwarf? There has to be more reasons than that? Just saying
would having sex count as a rest? Let’s find out!
Belkar is trash and everyone knows it (even Belkar)
Sassy Dads like him are a joy.
Son, it is your duty to fuck him over
Wait wait what?? So..what?? Dad knew Zarkon?? Zarkon wasn’t like thousands of years old, but some ratty skeleton voldemort? Fuck this means that Voldemort was a litch in the books this whole time
#voldelitch
You have to unlock the bonus ending to see that.
Damn, what is with fathers being disappointed in their son’s choice of school.
Actually yeah, that is how prophecies do tend to work.
