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ok, this was a lot of fun to read. As much as I love seeing these guys as their own person going on an adventure, I can’t help but imaging the players who control them. How the DM must feel at certain points, the homebrew stuff to create (I am making that Belt of Many Pockets). It was a light, fun enjoyable read that pokes fun at the classes and events that have plagued players at least once in their campaigns. I heard from the Discord that the major plot stuff takes a while to get into, but honestly, isn’t that true to D&D anyway? Having the players do smaller things and managing to tie it in to a bigger campaign? But until the bigger plot comes, I am going to enjoy the smaller moments that show why D&D is fun to play.

The DM did that just to shut him up, and that is the best petty move I can think of

Oh my god, did the player have this pre-written or something?

Alright you narcissist, let’s see what you have got in store for us

Greenhilt, that is the best name for a fighter ever

Looks like someone managed to pass a perception check

Good Job Bard, you deserve that belt

Fucking rude

Yes, this is the type of D&D homebrew I am looking for

Hey, welcome to my homebrew item list. And here we have the Belt of Many Pockets

It could be the Belt of Holding Up Pants

Would the belt be too big for y’all? Since, they were ogres?

Classic

Hey, you know what else Rogues are good at? Deception

You were a rogue? I thought you were the barbarian

And the in-party fights. Oh this takes me back…to last week

We all know that the DM just “happened” to have let the players find a healing potion, we all know that.

At this point, Thor’s Electronic Secretary isn’t worth it

At this point, I recommend to hang up and try again

Oh this won’t be good