Part 350 End

Guys. I did it. All of them. I completed ALL of them.

All of these wonderful conversations, read and purpled.

Now we continue forward.

To Vriska’s Quest.

To the Big Battle.

To Family Reunions.

To hopefully Slick stabbing someone.

It won’t be long now!

(on the Jake and John convo, I knew they would be great together. John just has this positivity that just pulls everyone out of their slump)

Something Stupid will always happen. This is the universe you live in John.

This is something I had NEVER thought of, but it is fucking hilarious. Does this mean that Tavros is allergic to Nepeta?

And the best cat in the world shows up. Hell To the Yes.

Karkat is such a private Cat and John’s right, it IS fucking adorable.

Karkat’s instantly turns to people;s conversations who are either talking about romances, or calling him cute. There is no in-between.

John has only been here for an hour and he has already decided that Karkat is acting cute. This is accurate.

Uh…..guys I just got a thought again.

What if fucking Can Town wasn’t Mayor just trying to be adorable in his make believe place (which is adorable we can all agree) but like, Mayor actually trying to build the schematics of a city to be brought to life with the powers of the kids?

We interrupt this Bat Man Bashing to bring you this special bulletin: Karkat’s fanatic whispering.

This went from “taking about Jake and his life” to “ranting about batman”

This was not the Hard Line I was expecting John to draw, yet here we are.

1) John has never seen the 60s Batman show.

2) Gamzee is obviously Joker so I am trying to figure out who the Homestuck Bat Man is and the only person I can really think of for the role is Dirk.

me thinks that John is on Team Superman for the whole “Superman vs Batman” debate. 

Wait…why the fick is John separating Batman?

Holy Shit does he do this with Every fucking compound word???? Like Dave Sprite?

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idk John. You may be thinking of Superman, but all I’m seeing is Robin here.

Just gonna mark this one on the tally. At least Jake seems better now.

I swear to god my vision went red don’t you fucking say it

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idk John. You may be thinking of Superman, but all I’m seeing is Robin here.

Just gonna mark this one on the tally. At least Jake seems better now.

idk John. You may be thinking of Superman, but all I’m seeing is Robin here.

True, but you also didn’t have a cyborg lady say she wants to forcefully marry you and that your uniform would be Rocky Horror Flair John. That may have an influence on how Jake views his outfit.

(omg would this mean that Tavros’s god-tier would be booty-shorts too??)

John’s unironic nature of genuine happiness is a blessing in this comic. A real gem.

Can you imagine hating people so much you just fucked off to your own island?

Look at John. Look at him right here.

While Tavros wasn’t wrong persay, he and John both went to support Jake. The way Tavros went at it was telling Jake all the things that he didn’t consider as positive about himself. John is instead affirming that Jake’s choices and preferences are valid.

Again, both ways are good, and Tavros would have probably worked if Vriska didn’t interrupt. But I like John’s way a bit more.