Part 349 End

And that ends two more conversations. One more to go, and I’m done.

Dave is bi right? Right? I mean…he keeps calling girls hot at the same time also had a crush on John and Possibly Karkat (still don’t know if they are a Thing™ yet) I don’t care if it becomes canon yet or not, I’m headcanoning it has Dave being Bi. 

Kanaya and Karkat shivering over the idea of Vriska being “happy”. Which is basically what happened with og!Vriska. She let go that ambition partly to be with Meenah and became happy. There is just too much for Vriska to do now for her to start thinking that way yet.

Kanaya and Karkat having a romance book club is amazing and I want this to be a thing So Much.

I guess Gamzee is still going to be sent to raise Caliborn, seeing how even Vriska acknowledge that he can’t die and has some purpose here. Which puts my theory of “Vriska maybe raising Caliborn” on the edge here. It could still happen, just not how I envisioned it.

Dave may be cool with John dating Roxy, but it might not be the other way. It is hard for someone to approach their friend and be like “I want to bang your mom”.

But now we got one conversation left. Jake and John. I can’t wait to see how these two interact, seeing how they are so similar.

Terezi saw her chance and took it. Way to start the scarring Terezi.

Well, now we know where Dave gets his bisexuality from. And….how weird is it for a mother/son combo to agree on how hot someone is?

Fucking Precious

Dave can’t lie to his mom.

That is hilarious that Dave is defensive. But also hilarious that he is defensive in a Karkat-like manner.

Better cool it Dave, Rose is onto you. And you know once she gets a hold of this she will never let go.

Ways to get Dave to admit that Jane’s mom is hot:

1) say that John’s mom is not hot.

I hope you can afford many many red things Dave to keep her mouth shut.

Oh no, she understands perfectly. She understands enough to be able to screw with you, which is what I am hoping for.

On the plus side, Trolls don’t give a shit about “moms” in the first place. So no judgement there.

The real judgement comes from the humans.

And Vriska once again leaves due to a blathering idiot. Good going you two.

Jesus can’t help you now boy!

Get it? Get it because? Because Arquius and Jane is part robot get it?

Not like it matters since the reboot is just going to rocket launch all trains off a cliff.

It’s ok Dave. Law of Shipping Charts say that in order to continue the next era of humans, you are genetically approved to date John’s hot mom.

Everyone on the meteor about Gamzee:

No it’s not. He isn’t Cal or a robotic rabbit that can survive for eons until the Cherubs come. He’s still in the fucking ocean.

Is that air quotes? Did Hussie draw out air quotes for Vriska?

dafukdidiwatch:

Look at that face. That’s the face that is just done with ALL the bullshit.

Hot Damn. She is not only done, she also burned the bullshit bridged after crossing it. She is never going back there again.

Look at that face. That’s the face that is just done with ALL the bullshit.

Sorry Dave. The court has concluded. The Clown Stays.