Part 348 End

Well that was fun. We get yet MORE relationship talk. But it is nice to see troll bonding.

Vriska is super open about her relationships. And kicks everyone’s asses to make sure things are running smoothly. And if shoving someone in a fridge is needed to keep the peace, then Vriska’s Auspistice is on point.

I love their view on human culture, and how our family units just infest everywhere.

Roxy is the daughter that Kanaya never knew she wanted. Specifically because she can pull the Troll Population back from the brink.

Vriska is totally stealing Ferrari’s plans. And is probably going to raise Caliborn in her time journey (which if gamzee-raised!Caliborn is terrible, what would a Vriska-raised one be like?)

And Karkat is a genius will all romances but his own. No one knows his quadrant with Dave (does Dave even know??) And I guess Karkat is just…spreading his love around like nothing?? I don’t even know. All I know is maybe Karkat and Dave have feelings for each other, but that isn’t stopping Karkat from hitting on others and that isn’t stopping Dave from not really caring that Karkat is hitting on others.

You know what? Fuck it. Until I see like an on-screen kiss or hand-holding or something I am going to say that Karkat and Dave are not in a relationship with each other yet. They might still have feelings, sure. But I am just going to play it safe for now.

Thank you Vriska. You are doing so much more for us than you realize.

Whelp…this is going to be awkward.

Excuse me while I try to speed-read through the next set of cringe.

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Look at them go. Look at them snarking back and forth with each other. Just like true friends. Or….the beginning of pitch?

I was just trying to put what I learn about Pitch Feelings into practice. I never meant for this to be a thing.

Karkat needs to learn how to properly dismount before he can go to the Insult Olympics.

YEAHHHHHHHHH…………….just keep thinking that. You have the luxury to keep thinking that.

No, I’m sure that title was tried to be taken forcefully by Aranea, and we all saw what happened with that.

Look at them go. Look at them snarking back and forth with each other. Just like true friends. Or….the beginning of pitch?

Did Vriska just basically steal Ferrari’s plan and just made it her own? Like, Send Karkat and Kanaya to Echidna. Have Dave stockpile weapons. Get Rose and Terezi to do….something.

Karkat may enjoy not being leader, but he also enjoys criticizing Vriska on her leadership. Just saying he might not be over it.

And Karkat pops in. I’m pretty sure the earlier part of talking about Pale Relationships made him hone in to this conversation.

Yeah, especially Roxy. Because I am sure she can solve all of your problems.

I mean…the same with humans though. There’s only 8 people left in the world. So it wasn’t like our population growth did much left you know.

There’s a reason we call it a family tree in the first place Vriska. Human Relations are all one big clusterfuck anyway.

You hear that Dirk? You have been officially dubbed as “Too Much”

I laugh because it’s true.

Yeah, because you guys would rather be raised by wild animals than actual adults. How the do you guys learn about technology? Did the giant crab teach you??

This I like. Dave got an understanding of Kismesis and Pitch feelings from Karkat. And Vriska gets an understanding about family units from Dave and Rose.

We all share culture.

Love that family is in quotes. Because it is so alien to them, it makes me giggle and fascinated to see how others react to us.