Part 310 End

This mess just gets bigger and bigger doesn’t it?

At least Dave knows how to help Jade by getting Jane to revive her.

Rose is in the mix, and I get the feeling she is about to come down like the sun goddess she is to help Roxy. Seer of Light sees through your bullshit Aranea.

And Karkat is going to be Just as confuzzled with this clusterfuck as I am. Because….yeah. So many things are going on. SOOOOOO many things.

I am still excited for a Slick and Karkat reunion. Super down for that.

This is such a perfect in-character moment for them that I really don’t have anything to say about it.

Running in one direction, Karkat just sees THAT blast by him.

Not the dramatic angst reunion I was thinking off between Karkat and Jack, but one that is on par with Homestuck.

Can’t Kanaya just tap into her inner Twilight Vampire powers and super carry Karkat through the trees? I mean, since the bullshit is already here.

Alright, I’m about to lose it

I can’t believe what the Fuck is happening.

Karkat and Kanaya are in the forest with GREEN Fire! The same fire that Jack set back on John’s planet. The SAME fire that surrounded John as Vriska told John she planned to create Jack, and that Karkat told John what the hell Jack did to them.

The same fire that Jack used to kill the Beta-Trolls and steal their prize.

AND GUESS WHO’S COMING INTO THE FIRE!!

that’s right!!! a Reunion of the Worst Kind.

Because now Karkat and Kanaya are going to be reintroduced to the being that killed them all and set them on this course in the first place! Karkat gets to meet his murderer again, when he first opened his eyes on Prospit.

And WORSE!

He gets to meet Jade again. Carried By Jack. Dead.

He gets to be reunited with an enemy he fears and hates, carrying a dear friend that he wouldn’t be able to reunite with.

Why must you be mean to my kitty Hussie?

I can’t tell if those are shadows or ink stains or plot holes or whatever they are, so they are on some thin fucking ice right now.

Karkat, I am so so sorry to forget about you.

I mean, I could have never forgotten about you, ever, but I am so sorry that I forgot the type of predicament that you are in right now.

Asleep, Dead, doesn’t really matter. Since either way Roxy is in trouble.

Want to do some pest-control?

Hey…….want to meet up with your mom again? She is right over there next to Spider-Dom.

Really? Out of everyone, DAVE is the first thing you ask about?

I mean, I get it, with him being the only person you actually know at this party, but there are a lot more questions to ask here don’t you think?

Rose….if it is between staying with Homestuck: A New Hope, and the Loony Toons down there, I suggest stay with the explosion.  

In no particular order of story lines we have

Aranea’s villain ascension plan

Jake’s new position as this planet’s sun

Government vs Religion

A Tom&Jerry Cartoon

Jade newfound acting career

Jane’s currently rebooting herself

And Finally

Enter New Player

Hopefully Rose can figure out how to settle things down.

The Cluster just keeps on Fucking doesn’t it??

Wow, at age 16 Jane is already a MILF.

I mean, someone who takes charge with no questions ask, does what is necessary, and called you “hot”? Yeah, I would be rethinking your engagement with Jake if I were you.

So many choices to pick from, but I think Jane is feeling this the most:

I’m sorry, but Dave’s form flying away reminds me of a pterodactyl with Dave’s head on it, and it is pretty hilarious.

I like Dave. He doesn’t need all the details. Just whatever is necessary to get the job done.

Yoinks and Away, time to play dog-catcher for the forces of Evil

While I agree to some good-old-fashion dog chasing….you called Jane hot to her face.

Also…with the mix of the Alpha Kids, not to be Karkat here….but the shipping chart got a lot looser.