And the curtain closes on a guy that didn’t get ANY screen time throughout the intermission. What a world.

Cool, thanks Hussie. Now I have to fucking change my tags again this early in the session. Won-der-ful.

He has been in jail for at least 9 weeks, with nothing but pumpkins. At least you are alive?

Well, I know how he got his gold tooth. He killed Jack for it. He doesn’t realize that this isn’t his Jack, does he?

Gamzee, you’re just going to get punched in the face. In fact, you are asking for it.

You can go back to lying on the ground now.

Trying to find the face of your next target I see. Pray Tell, is it the orange man?

So here you are….with keys and keyholes…..aren’t you even going to bother taking the keys off the ring? You can get multiple screens that way you know.

Part 259

Right. Hussie decided to dip and not talk to Caliborn anymore. Caliborn….I really need to think of a nickname to call him like Cali, but there aren’t any nicknames that really fit his whole vibe…..anyway Caliborn is now trapped on a dead planet in a dead session with a clown guide to find keys before his real session even starts.

Huzzah.

Yeah, apparently you can’t keep him down with a crowbar, bullets, or even the vacuum of space. I am just waiting for the one anti-juggalo weapon to appear that will finally end it all.

That’s true. With the other characters with disabilities, either they weren’t born with it like with Tavros or the disability was implied like with Sollux. So yeah, that does suck a little for having the main villain be the one with a stated mental disorder.

But we can’t say that Hussie did a bad job or wasn’t trying either. He gave at minimum 20 diverse and fleshed-out child characters with various abilities and disabilities, canon gays, intricate personalities where if you don’t like one, there are like 12 more characters to love.

Plus, it wasn’t like Caliborn is evil because of his learning disability. Hussie made that line clear that Caliborn being evil is because he is a evil little kid who likes violence and murder. Disability can happen to everyone, good and bad, and it sort of normalizes it where it is just a thing with no affect on personality.

I don’t want to go Kankri here, but I am a cis white woman so I don’t really have a view-point on what it is like to not have representation. If the stuff I say here, or anywhere on my blog, is offensive it is because of ignorance on that front.

So I guess what I am trying to say here is, because of all of the characters like Sollux, Tavros, Terezi, Aradia, Karkat (etc) that Hussie wrote, where the disabilities are a part of them but not defining them, I didn’t even blink when Caliborn said that he has one as well. It was just another part of him.

Part 258 End

And thus Hussie leaves the conversation, prompting Caliborn to go and kill him.

Now we know that there are 3 bad types of sessions, and all the not!troll groups got them. Beta-kids got Null, Alpha-Kids got Void, and Caliborn gets Dead.

It, is sort of what he deserves to be honest. But to think that this session is going to make trash turtle boy into trash turtle man. How the hell did he even make his gang anyway? Like, split up his juju-powers to make mimi-jujus?

And now he has his anti-juju stick. Hallelujah.

Gamzee is now sticking around, apparently. I don’t like it, who else is there to tell how great and awesome Caliborn is than a religious fanatic.

And my rage was right. That planet was Earth all alone. I wonder who moved it and why keeps multiplying the Liberties.

I love how Hussie dips after Caliborn starts talking about his fetish. Like, you may have said other stuff, but we all know that is the real reason why you left.

whoop-de-doo. You have a court jester. Fucking Fantastic.

Hey, want to meet my seductive serpent? He is quite the snuggler.

A wise decision.

God Damn, were you going to talk to Hussie about your fluff-fetish again?

You go shoot the top of that pyramid girl! Time to do some portal.

Damn she is still so fucking cool.

Again, yandere stalker. He probably put his soul into a puppet just so Dirk can actually like him.