Sorry, but I’m probably not going to do a human ranking for Homestuck. I don’t know why, it it’s different for the Kids.

First, with the 4 of them it isn’t really that much of a ranking. There is only four. And even if you add in the adults, the kids are obviously going to take up the top spots, so it would basically be a rank for kids and a rank for adults.

But mainly, it just feels different. It is hard to explain, but I feel that because I spent so much more time with the kids before the trolls came in, that I was really able to meet at talk to them and know them, that I can’t rank them.

Sure I can have a favorite among the humans (John), but to say that he is the best of the four of them doesn’t sit well for me. They are all the best in my eyes.

I think the Troll Rank works because the Trolls act more as side characters, they are one of the most popular things about homestuck so everyone knows about the trolls, and that since there are 12 of them there is a larger rank to have. Plus the fact that they were introduced separately make the rank more engaging to see the change.

TL;DR: I’m not going to rank the humans. The adults are too weak and the kids are too strong to have an actual chart for them.