Part 199

Well that was a lot of fun.

Jake somehow already lost his dream-self. Maybe he died in his sleep (hah).

But if Jake never saw prospit, then his dream-self was literally sleeping. So either he was poisoned, or assassinated, or something so he wouldn’t wake. Maybe it is a Snow White thing and he is fake-dead, and needs a kiss to revive him. That can work, since it has before.

So Queen Feferi really is the Batterwitch. You know I made that as a joke and never really expected it to be true. At All. It was, and I quote, a “trash thought.” And yet here we are. With me being right. Again. I have no idea why she is in charge with ruling the baking world and taking care of children, but I guess she got better by the time the Beta-verse came in. This does explain the pitch fork logo being her ship, the red-rich troll headband, subliminal death threats in troll language. Adds up to one genocidal lady.

And to be clear, by Queen Feferi I mean Beta-Feferi’s Ancestor. I know she has an actual title, but I forgot and like my name better. When we run into her, I will call her Alpha-Queen Feferi, or whatever better pops up.

Everyone in the friend group wants to date Jake, including the AI voicemail.

And Louise spends way to much time talking with trolls. There are a lot of troll things here, like Jake’s mystery lusus monster, and Louise using troll terminology accurately.