I will never apologize for this. This is the best thing ever. Because if you are reading this as Dr. Heinz Doofernshmritz (which I am pretty sure you are now) that means you, yes you, have heard Doofernshmirtz say “fuck”. You heard me right, you heard Doofernshmirtz say “fuck” and “shit” and all sorts of naughty words that that is hilarious to think about.