Help. my friend is stuck inside the big can inside a small house he built! You must, hurry he is not very bright, and he doesn’t understand it when I blink! Are you watching me? oh no, don’t blink me you don’t understand blinking either!!! how do you people even exchange ideas without luminous rear ends!!!!!!

Took me a while, but I finally managed to decipher it. This is such a sassy little bug.