…damn it. The reason Cancer exists is because the cells don’t stop duplicating and replicating themselves to the point of screwing over other cells and hijacking the body.
So what the fucking Holy Frog was supposed to do was give the universe a kill switch.
And Karkat, the guy who makes SHITTY VIRUSES THAT KILLS SHIT FOR A LIVING didn’t do the his ONE THING required to kill something.
Like, think about it!