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OK ok ok ok OK kok OK OK

Please tell me you are not stupid with this set up here, this is like “blatently obviously d&d fantasty rpg horror” encounter set up as I see it

so Lady (haven’t gotten main-ish character’s name yet so -> Lady) you have taken over a WW2 sub refueling station. That has been in disused. To transform it into UnderWater labs, UnderWater shark pens. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN

you wanna know WHY Hammond kept his dinosaurs on an island?

SO THEY WOULDN’T ESCAPE TO EAT PEOPLE IN FUCKING NEBRASKA!

it’s like locking a guy in a room, where he just has to unlock the door to get to the fucking armory. I mean really Lady, up your security measures