Dave, you better fucking say that you two are cool, otherwise you and I AREN’T COOL!

Heyyyyyyy….that sort of hurts. It’s nice that you do see Dirk as your brother Bro, but…the idea that your brother looks up to you in a genuine way freaks you out? That, that needs to be addressed.

Gee, it’s almost like meeting a regular guy doesn’t quite match the high ass pedestal you stuck your brother on.

Still fucking love Dirk’s little pantaloons.

No no, it’s alright Dirk. See, Dave has the same issues as you. Issue buddies. Dave pick up the slack! The baton has been passed to you for contribute!!

I like to thank not only Hussie, but Jegus, for actually letting them really talk officially now. Because they are literally getting to the crux of it now.

ooohhhhh DIRK!

What Dave Says: “were you” What Dave Means: “You actually thought about me?”

What Dave Says: “you dont say” What Dave Means: “Yeah no shit I figured that one out since I was 5″

Right, so now we get a zoom in on Dave’s head, because Dave is the guy with the self-introspection monologue that we have read before. So we need to see his face as we go into the real issues.

FUCKING FINALLY!!!

AND THE ANSWER IS NO DIRK!

Hussie, can you just zap them with lightening to spark something in them? Like, I get that you were mad about people complaining about the talking from the Alpha-Kid’s issues, but we’ve learned out lesson. Talking is good. SO! LET! THEM! SPEAK! DAMMIT!!!

Gee, thanks for making Dirk feel like he can’t live up to his hero’s expectations Dave.

Please, please you two. Please just rip the band-aid right off and just talk about issues. Or at least ask the burning questions your soul longs for.

keep going keep going

Again, the only thing that sort of fits is that Caledfwlch has the word “Cal” in the name.

Tho I need to tell you this journey I took.I forgot what the Welsh name was, so I went to Wikipedia. Wikipedia says Caledfwlch means “hard cleft” Irish. Had to see if it was true.

Close enough. So I wanted to see what “Cal” would translate to

So in Irish, Caliborn would be considered Cabbage Boy. But my favorite version is the Welsh translation

Ladies and Gentlement: I present to you the Dick Turtle

Does everyone else in this comic have this idea in the back of their heads that Jake is Lord English? No judgement if they do, I was in that boat a while back.

Sometimes, it’s hard to jump straight into the questions you want to ask. So sometimes, it is necessary to just meander a bit by talking about swords and battle plans to really open up. I approve of this, because they are talking.

The one thing that a sword is powerless against

I am concern about the small shit the Dirk solved with swords (like…did he open a can of tuna with a sword?)

And I am concern about how Dave….agrees with it? Like…..did Bro open a can of tuna with a sword????

I still have questions about the whole….Welsh Powersword Caledfwlch being the only one to actually kill English, especially when Dirk has a real ass goddamn anime sword with him.