You were fighting and losing to the Fish Queen. No shit you weren’t there.

He broke out, with lasers, and killed your friends, with lasers.

I would not only like to thank God, but Jesus as well for allowing actual dialogue to past through these two boneheads

Back on Dirk’s planet. I think that they are, Literally back to sitting next to each other like before. Meaning that they are just back to square one here.

Part 367

Here we go. Finally. Take two on the Strider Boys. Hopefully, finally, after all these years, they can finally put their monologing skills to the test and talk to each other. Like, damn.

Ode To Belkar

Thank you Discord for inspiring this masterpiece

Part 366 End

Yes, I have officially done over a year’s worth of homestuck blogging. That’s insane. I can’t believe I made it this far.

In honor of that, I’m stopping here. That’s right! My own cliffhanger! MWAHAHAHA! Mostly it’s because I already did a lot, a little tired, and I am sure as HELL that when these two finally start talking about their issues there is just going to be one giant ass block of text after another, and I need time to prepare for that.

Or it’s just going to be more awkward silences and then I can just move on faster to the next part, who knows.

Roxy and Callie are adorable. And given my perchance of either Missing Cues, I’m somewhat afraid of reading too much into this, of these two actually being together you know. Which is great, don’t get me wrong, but I still thought that John and Roxy together were sweet too.

But the answer to that is “Roxy has two hands” so I’m content with that.

Roxy has the egg, which is perfect because now I hope she can summon kick ass weapons to fight Condy with. Hell, maybe even steal Condy’s own weapons against her, that would be nice.

Jane is talking to Nana Jane, and that I wish I could read. I want to see the wisdom the older version of herself will give out to the younger version.

And I have completely turned around on the whole Terezi♠John thing. I don’t know if John understands those feelings exactly (and I don’t know if I do either) but I love the interactions between these two of what feels like to be good-natured teasing and messing with each other. Who knew all it took was a nonabusive representation of Pitched feelings to get me to be on board.

Hey, you two good? You done? Had fun being nothing but stiff boards of awkwardness?? Good. Now. TALK DAMMIT!

Rose, this went from concerning to Karkat-level concerning. You can’t do this to yourself. Or yourself.

Look at that, isn’t that cute. I guess John is now finally getting some information over what else happened in this post-con world. And maybe figure out why the dragon plush was so important.

Yeah I want my own cruise ship to sail around in.

I love how John and Terezi are basically ignoring Rose while she is off in her own little world of self-murder.

Rose….would you like to talk about this in therapy? Because this is a thing therapists would love to talk about.

Over the River and Through the Bog to Kanaya’s House we go

That’s nice, Jasprose giving Jane and Jane some time together while doing other cat things.

Guess who’s coming for dinner?

And the spirit of PM lives on inside the nest newest mail gal.

did they kiss? Did they hug? Doesn’t matter. What matters is that they are still the best of friends who care for each other.

I want to feel upset at Hussie for pulling back, but that does keep the mystery going so I can’t

Wait hold up holy shit what I was like partly joking about them being a couple because me reading too into this (cough cough john/roxy cough) is this a confirmation thing?? Is this ship sailing??