I know that’s probably the house, but I like how it looks like the entire world faded away around them, leaving the two of them together one last time.

AND SHE GETS GREEN!!!! GOD THAT’S GREAT SHIT RIGHT HERE.

Hey look, volcanoes in the background, a starry sky. As Hal would put it, a good romantic atmosphere.

Well at least Callie can be by her friend again. Maybe Jade will be a good guy again when she wakes.

god they look so adorable, but I need to resist the urge to kick that egg like a soccer ball

Welcome to Casa del Jade, home of the Jade.

I’m not going to let my streak end here. Let’s push on through for one more talk

I feel more interest in watching planks of wood dry out in the sun than whatever the hell you two are doing right now.

I feel incredibly upset because there is no more conversation with these three left and I REALLY want to read more spades interactions between these two.

How long have these guys been fighting? Actually you know what? I don’t think they are. I think this is just one long eye-staring contest that’s been going on for hours. No wonder Meenah is bored as shit.

So to put this in order, we zoom in, to zoom out, to zoom Back in again. Because Roxy and Callie are now nowhere near those guys.

Talk Shit Get Licked

Ah yes, a beautiful planet that I really can’t remember who owns it. I’m just going to say Jade’s because I know Roxy is dropping the Egg off to Kanaya.

Rats. I wanted more. That stinks I wanted to see these two actually talk.

Yoo hoo hoo.

Yeah, seeing your past ghost adult self has LOTS of questions.

Wait, weren’t these two literally raised by Cordy the Batterwitch? Was Beta-Jane like a practice trial for when Jane came into the picture?

GRANDMAMA!!!

Jane why you squinting how do you not know who this gal is?

That’s…pretty ominous, not gonna lie. What would Jane’s Choice even be?

What? Failed to notice the 50ft tall golden snek statue in your 5 months living here?