Why must you terrify me dark kermit?

God, her eyes are white because she wants to be dead like everyone else, and everyone else has white eyes.

What the hell does Adult!Calliope think about her cosplay?

Well, at least now you can get the full story of how she defeated her brother. This is exactly what you wanted Callie, I just hope her answers satisfy you.

Oh well, I guess the cloud portal beckons you.

“So we just wait here?”

“Yep”

“For your adult ghost to come back”

“Yep”

“God this game is weird”

Oh! So she goes into the cloud portal! And the other two can’t. I fell offended actually.

You wanna talk to your younger other self, or going out to do some death things?

Actually, what the hell don’t you do something about English??? Like, you got nothing left here, so why the hell not?

…..

Well you’re just a sack of sunshine aren’t you?

Well at least Jade doesn’t seem too scared of here. So that’s good.

Listen! This is the first time I’ve met you in person, but can you please tone down the Death Goddess Schick? It is, you know, terrifying.

Bright Light! Bright Light!!

….see many things come into my head with this. Snoke, Palpatine, Saw Puppet. But the longer I stare at her the more her green starts to disappear and that’s pretty intimidating.

Ok but like, do you just carry a freaking black hole around you wherever you go or flipping what??

Yep, Nope, I’m out. See ya guys, when I asked for an evil!Calliope this was NOT how I imagined it would be answered.

Or, the winner of the Cherubs really do speak in the blood of the slain, at that is actually pretty worse

Or I guess the fucking cloud comes back to them

“So…that’s a cloud”

“Yep”

“We going through?”

“Yep”

After…how many fucking times I have seen this shit….the one time I actually resisted on screaming out “eye” to say what if probably was (a planet) I still don’t realize that it was a dream bubble.

Oh thanks Hussie. We move on to…whatever the fuck glassed planet we have now, instead of addressing the idea that Sprites can have Legs.

Does this mean that if the kids combined sprites it really could have become more and more human-ish?? Unlocking a lot of door that really need to be locked here Hussie.

as…dammit Roxy I don’t have a good answer for that, and that fucking question basically eliminated every possible vein of anger in me from this situation. 

Take Responsibility Roxy.