No. No Roxy, this isn’t something to be approved of.

She looks like she could be a background character in Cats. She has fucking human paws.

Got to make a Davesprite reference. Just like how he would have wanted.

This is…worse. Worse than what I could ever imagine.

The purrple is cool. The moon in the sun is cool. Her having legs is not.

Like, no other sprites have legs. Arquius doesn’t have fucking legs. Why the hell is JaRoseSprite being treated “Like A ReAl Boi!” ???

Oh yeah, this is EXACTLY what Terezi was waiting for. To see chaos in the form of Rose’s fursona.

And lo, an angel appeared before them, and the angel said to everyone

“You will love cat, but they cannot be controlled.

Because they are assholes”

Can’t someone tackle the cat away from her??

BACK THE FUCK UP CAT

ROSE IS ALLERGIC TO YOUR BULLSHIT

GODDAMMIT JASPERS THERE WERE LIKE 8 OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS FUCKING CIRCLE AND YOU HAD TO PICK THE MOST PROBLEMATIC CHOICE!

Heeeeeeeey……..this went from “real adorable” to “real concerning” real quick

“shucks fuckers” kills me, god Roxy is so flipping cool.

Twice the Rose, all the power.

We basically switched to Roxy: Bodacious Space Babe and her fabulous crew to go on a space rescue and I’m all for it

John…John that was…that was the plan John…that was always the plan…John…the ring was fucking your idea John…your idea in the first place…John did…how did you fucking forget John…John….

Ah don’t feel embarrassed Jane. Everyone can freak out over a magic ring every now and then.

Yo seriously? Fuck yeah Roxy! Way to go!! She knows the Void like the back of her hand!

Given how you don’t want English to kill her….again, that is a very high objective.

Roxy is jealous, because her last sona was Trickster!Roxy and we don’t really talk about that.

It’s nice to share friends with friends. I just basically want all the girl characters to have one massive sleepover together and just have fun.

Oh yeah.

You get to meet the John that caused your new friend Jade to lose her brother John.

This is weird.

Boooo!

I mean, yeah everyone needs to get into battle positions so it makes sense that they leave to get ready. But Booooo, I wanted to see Dirk and Dave awkwardly try to address each other.

At least this sort of explains the Echidna Dream thing if Karkat and Kanaya are lugging Jade along with them to visit Echidna.

Omg wait, are they carrying her in storage? That would be freaking hilarious! (cardcaptulogs? idk what the fucking term is spelled)