Part 354

I hope everyone had a good holiday last week. I sure did. But now I’m back to continue what I started. 

And to point out, I do remember that Arquius came out the fuck nowhere when Caliborn was doing his stop-motion shenanigans (tbh I was treating that segment more like a fever dream). But now I’m just waiting for when Arquius is going to somehow do that same thing in this new timeline, post-reset.

I’m still waiting Hussie. I know that is going to happen again because I know you.

The Zodiac as John Mulaney Quotes

Aries: “Maybe the dead Victorian girl you saw was just me all along”

Taurus: “You can pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you”

Gemini: “God, I guess they’re gonna kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought it would be, but we are pretty big assholes”

Cancer: “Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world”

Leo:  “I mean, we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly”

Virgo: “No one cared what I thought" 

Libra:  "I’ll tell you what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around where the body is. That way we’ll know where it was…”

Scorpio: “Now we don’t have time to unpack all that”

Sagittarius: “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse!”

Capricorn: “You hope it was a miracle, probably not”

Aquarius: “It’s just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. They have a lot of information. Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.”

Pisces: “This is the height of luxury”

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Part 353 End

Going to end it here guys. We got some more battle plans and who is on what Team. Still no hint to what Vriska’s journey is about. Thinking Kanaya is going to help Karkat go to the Volcano.

Obviously both Lalondes want to fight Ferrari, seeing how she was the one to kill their moms. Plus Roxy just hated her forever so. John joining them is going to make me happy, the idea of him zapping away but reappearing close by to whack her in the face. Maybe John will summon another silly hat for her to wear. Or a bomb. Another bomb.

…speaking of Bombs did John ever give Terezi his dad’s wallet yet? Because from what I remember he hasn’t.

Anyway, Terezi is making sure her hero is doing the best he can. It is still up in the air who is going to defeat English. And now the Horse Prophecy is going to come to pass. Because of course it is. It’s homestuck.