You say this, while I respect if, I can’t help but flashback to the time Equius willingly let Gamzee choke the life out of him so…I just wished he made better choices.

How well do you think Arquius would be able to fit into Blazing Saddles? Because that does seem like something that would fit him.

I’m glad you and your muscles are thinking, but don’t you have Jane to deal with first?

Dave couldn’t even handle saying “HI” when they first saw each other. This family reunion is already a train wreck

Let’s be real, Dirk was going to be drafted once he got here anyway.

Of course she wouldn’t resist finding new ways to bug Dave.

Stabbing is apparently a good way to make new friends. And Immortals can still die if they do it Justly too. There is a condition to it.

You never bought it because you assume it’s you.

Dave never bought it because he doesn’t see himself as a hero

Caliborn doesn’t buy it because he thinks it’s Jake

Hussie doesn’t give a shit because he’s writing the story and what he says goes.

The best way to make the prophecy come true: Fulfill it on a technicality

I like how Karkat looks like how I feel. Like “…sure. Alrighty then. You do that Dave”

I mean….sure? Well, between Pool-Jack and Slick I would rather have Dave fight Pool-Jack (there is no way in hell I am calling him ‘Lord Jack’ I am dying on this hill)

Of Course. Of Course it is now that we get static shots of these guys. After I spent fucking forever making a giant shitty gif for this blog to enjoy.

This will probably work out, because if Jade can wake up before anyone attacks Jack and PM, she can probably command them to fight their other enemies (2 giant green space dog should be plenty distracting for Ferrari don’t you think?)

Oh look, a callback to Jade tying string to her finger to remember.

Vriska you asshole you know perfectly well why Jade tied those strings to her fingers!

I thought he was like 2nd priority in the terms of ranking villains here? Well, I guess you don’t need to worry about him if PM is hounding him (ha) and they both won’t bother you if they are literally forced to go over to Jade like what happened last time.

If Dave doesn’t fight Darth-Dog here I would be very disappointed.

OOOH! OOOH! I KNOW! I KNOW!

Kanaya is on babysiting guard duty to make sure Karkat’s ass is talking to Echidna.

At least Vriska isn’t apposed to representation.

John does have the ability to not only wind everything, but zap around the timeline/places too. So yeah, he should be able to Daffy Duck keep her attention.

look at them. Look at their faces. They look so offended to be even considered for anything else.