Gee Vriska, thanks.

Just wait. Just wait for Slick to fucking inspire the shit out of those two with his mafia ways and let their true power blast through. With the power of MURDER!

He’s space alien terminator. That’s his status level right now.

I mean….yeah I can’t really argue with this. I love Slick, but he is a Wild Card on Alliances here. Yes we know he is going to try and kill English, but that isn’t to say he can’t stab people along the way.

In Order:

• At Least 1.5 Sweeps Ago
• yes
• Hussie
• murder English
• Jetpack
• True
• And I wasn’t too into the Intermission at first, but his murderous ways do tend to grow on you
  

Oh trust me

Karkat Remembers

This

Make me

So fucking happy

Because Slick is his boy. He fucking cares for Slick. So Of Course he is going to put more effort into drawing him.

Basically, take control over Jack and force him to zap you wherever you need to go. Drag him by the doggy ears if possible, or have Dirk duplicate you.

It is so weird to think that this Jack is just…there. But at least with the Turtle Shell he is still at a Turtle Pace (comparatively)

Great. Turtle Man’s protection doesn’t come from his shell but the multicolored blood of the innocence.

I’ll lightning round answer that for you:

Caliborn

Cal

No Idea

And I got nothing

God Vriska, you made it so freaking worse. I don’t need a crying bald alien in my life thank you very much.

Is Karkat still faking the whole “black crush” thing? Because, aren’t spite moves like this part of pitched feelings?

dafukdidiwatch:

Literally nothing I saw with ever be as impressive to whatever Karkat draws. I want to vote Bowling Pins with eyes but I’m sure Karkat will pleasantly surprise us.

Forget Bowling Pins, I should have said Bowling Balls.

Literally nothing I saw with ever be as impressive to whatever Karkat draws. I want to vote Bowling Pins with eyes but I’m sure Karkat will pleasantly surprise us.

Ah yes, the work of an artist is never done.

Yo! Karkat, Kanaya, wanna jump in and tell everyone that Jack literally can not attack Jade? Like, you saw her whack Jack with a newspaper Karkat, I’m sure this is worth mentioning.

I mean…her motive is that he killed her friends and queen. So yeah, her rage is eternal.

It has been established that Jack and PM are symbolically like the Cherubs right? I’ve said that before? Pretty sure I did at some point.

Can we just, take a moment to remember that in BOTH universes, this green ultimate power were given to animals first. And they barely used it for shit.

Such a waste of power we need to go back there again.

Hm, it is sort of nice to know that they first villain you fought is still more/less a major villain to fight? You know how sometimes when a new villain shows up in the show the previous one either becomes a friend or gets demoted to Nuisance Status? It’s nice to know that no, Jack is still powerful and terrifying as ever.

I’m just not as fearful of him as I once was.

I’M SCREAMING WITH HAPPINESS JACK FINGER PUPPETS!!!