Look at them go. Look at them snarking back and forth with each other. Just like true friends. Or….the beginning of pitch?

Did Vriska just basically steal Ferrari’s plan and just made it her own? Like, Send Karkat and Kanaya to Echidna. Have Dave stockpile weapons. Get Rose and Terezi to do….something.

Karkat may enjoy not being leader, but he also enjoys criticizing Vriska on her leadership. Just saying he might not be over it.

And Karkat pops in. I’m pretty sure the earlier part of talking about Pale Relationships made him hone in to this conversation.

Yeah, especially Roxy. Because I am sure she can solve all of your problems.

I mean…the same with humans though. There’s only 8 people left in the world. So it wasn’t like our population growth did much left you know.

There’s a reason we call it a family tree in the first place Vriska. Human Relations are all one big clusterfuck anyway.

You hear that Dirk? You have been officially dubbed as “Too Much”

I laugh because it’s true.

Yeah, because you guys would rather be raised by wild animals than actual adults. How the do you guys learn about technology? Did the giant crab teach you??

This I like. Dave got an understanding of Kismesis and Pitch feelings from Karkat. And Vriska gets an understanding about family units from Dave and Rose.

We all share culture.

Love that family is in quotes. Because it is so alien to them, it makes me giggle and fascinated to see how others react to us.

You know? Approved. Vriska sees and understands her limits and is working with them to make she she doesn’t overshoot herself. I dig it.

Well…you managed to somehow find time in your pre-retcon version. Dating John when there wasn’t anything to do. Dated Tavros while treasure hunting. Dated Meenah when decided to fuck it and enjoy watching the world burn.

So if she can do it, you can do it to!

Ha. This sort of makes me laugh. Just the idea of Vriska being open and public with her Pale Relationships, but secretive of her Flushed Relationships is hilarious.

Wait, hold up. I was reaching when I said Vriska’s Clown Control would count as Auspisticism. It…really shouldn’t count as Auspisticism.

Shoving people into fridges shouldn’t be a relationship! No matter how necessary it is!!

Well at least she owns up to her own views. That’s something you have to respect.

Ash is Auspistice  right? I guess she would be honest even during their game (and before it). …does Vriska keeping Gamzee under [her] control means she is auspistizing between him and Terezi?

Ah yes, replacing one metaphor with another. It shows that you Really don’t give a fuck (but actually do give a fuck)

Vriska is offended over the idea of people wanting to keep their love life secret. Truly an offense to her.

You know…has Karkat ever told the others about his blood yet? I know he did eventually tell Terezi, but does Vriska and Kanaya know?

It is really nice to see these two getting along. After everything they went through in the beginning of their session.