Yeah, I would like to have a mom too if I was raised by the equivalent of a human lusus.

Listen boy, you only got a few hours before the final battle. Got to cram as much meaningful topics as you can while you can.

Damn Son, Dave doesn’t give a shit about John being Dad Egbert here. Just like Rose, he’s ready to roll with the bit.

Dave, if you do think this, and they do get together, John is your dad now. Can you handle that? Your best friend being your dad?

Oh yay, that’s nice. I’m glad they have feelings for each other.

And these feelings are a hell of a lot easier for John to understand than Kismesis was.

Probably because you went through this same sort of thing on Day One of your adventure/game playing. But I’m glad that Roxy is happy again. She deserves it.

God a day is like forever in this comic. Hell, one day was like 5.2 acts!

I put to motion since I am more/less like Roxy I would also be their group’s instant friend. All in favor? “Yes” well it’s unanimous. I am their friend now.

Oh man, are you asking because you want to get to know her, or you want to make sure Rose will be ok?

Or maybe a mix of both.

They look happy! I’m so glad.

Your mom is looking well, Dave.

Yeah Dave Sprites existential crisis did not help their relationship at all. But it…actually it would be weird to tell Jade that her other friend that died could have dated her and was also Dave. 

Dave just pushed aside the “dead me” aspect and dove straight ahead into “hey, so were we a good couple? could it still work out?”

Man that has to be weird, learning that the not-you you dated your friend.

You just got to drift in the direction where the conversation takes you, and enjoy the place where you land.

I want to see that. Let them be Rapping Buddies again.

Just because we can, doesn’t mean we have the same reaction to it.

John you dumb turnip. You embroidered buffoon. Why are you so weird when talking about gay feelings?

See that’s my point! That’s my exact point.

Stop having John say my points Hussie, it gets freaky sometimes.

Look at these three. Just three bros hanging out.

Oh god Karkat was just accidentally putting John on blast because he only has one level of volume.