Karkat Love Therapist is at it again. He knows not to be a dick.

And now John is all jumbled up. Poor guy. I personally don’t think that he has any sort of Hate-Crush on Terezi, just some human emotion that got lost in translation.

Should have taught him about moirails first. That would have been a better jump into Quadrants.

I’m John, and Dave is the rest of the fandom who had years to try and understand this shit.

This isn’t fair to put alien concepts and feelings on John, but John did open the Quadrant Worm Can so now he must Suffer for it.

John Right Now:

Karkat info dumps like Dave and John can’t handle it because it is now about His life.

Look at me, I’m learning BlackRom from the expert himself.

It is weird to put alien emotions on your regular life.

John is so out of his league here. Karkat has been studying love since he was 2. John doesn’t stand a chance.

It’s weird to think of a sliding scale for hate-love, so I’m imagining it as a series of pranks that become more and more aggressive as time goes on.

Yes, Sassy Kat is back.

..huh. So Annoyance = Black Crush, which leads to Hatred = Black Love.

You know how Trolls call their version of love “Pity” and further divide it up? It seems like Humans have different levels of Hate.

Ok, but the mental image of Karkat rising like Dracula at the first mention of love is hilarious.

Yeah, if Terezi had time to explain…she probably wouldn’t. Which makes her so devious. That’s why she is a Scourge Sister after all.

Yeah, ok, I’m the love child of John and Roxy. Because I’m pretty like Roxy and have all the same traits as John. I know now if it was implied before, but I am making this canon now.

How can Karkat possibly hate this? They are talking about Love and Quadrants, something that he is a big expect on.

dafukdidiwatch:

I am getting better at it. At least now I have general understanding of BlackRom, a hell of a lot better than before. (imagining possible pitch couples help a lot)

I can’t….tell if..God does this count as me predicting shit if me and John LITERALLY have the same feelings about the same subject??? I don’t even know! I’m tagging this under spite.

I am getting better at it. At least now I have general understanding of BlackRom, a hell of a lot better than before. (imagining possible pitch couples help a lot)

K, now I’m like 90% sure this is Hussie giving a nod to fanfic writers going “yes my children, learn my made-up terminology, go nuts in your writing”

Thanks Hussie, for giving me the possibility and then just WHISKING it away like a fart in the wind.