Wow….people were right, Dumbledore was an absolute unit of trash for just giving the award then yanking it away. What a dick move.

Better sit back down in that pilot seat John, because there is a twist blowing through!

Their group name is “The Evil Team”. It fits them so perfectly, especially since they look like mini ppg villains.

Mayor’s hat! His Sash! Oh Mayor is so dapper he is taking my breath away.

Congrats. You crushed their dreams. Are you happy now? (you monsters)

Even his pupils are anger squiggles, that’s how terrible it was.

“You crush their dreams”

“No You crush their dreams”

Exactly how I remembered it. (i’ve never seen the movie)

John has the heart of what it truly means to be Nick Cage.

Roxy, you’re whole point is to just stand there. I don’t even think you have lines.

Just…just try it like that.

I, I just, I didn’t even know this comic existed 10 minutes ago and already I am hoping that John and Roxy are able to pull through.

I love just how casual the Midnight Crew are with being the stagehands, and Terezi being as bloodthirsty as always.

Roxy must have some talent if she made it to the finals without actually seeing the movie.

Roxy, then why the hell are you in this contest?? Do you at least know the scene you need to do????

Twue Wove?

I have no idea why Vriska would team up with Caliborn….but Karkat is about to do some troll murder for the indignity of a John Kiss.

I would be Terezi. I would watch this contest like a “so bad it’s good” movie.

Ah yes, classic Karkat Anger. Hilarious and completely valid at this point.

I mean, they basically watched the length of the actual Con Air movie of just the last scene on repeat.

David McGuire, you are doing the Lord’s Work making everyone as cute as they possibly can.

Why is Karkat here anyway? Like, forced into the roll of moral support?

He Couldn’t say “no” to that face.

No One can say no to that face.