I can’t, I fucking can’t. They all look so cute and pure and John’s baby mullet and a pouty Karkat. They So Cute!!!

I am screaming, I am crying, I am terrified, and I hope to GOD that John is judging this competition.

That whale just goes for the weak points doesn’t it?

And the prophecy has come true!

And this is why you hate her. She is fury on water.

The thing is….it is super hard to navigate the waters of hate and sex-hate. So…this time…I can’t blame Eridan for misunderstanding.

And Eridan got an idea. An awful idea.

Eridan got a pitched and awful idea.

They treat death like it’s a game, and they are kids so of course it is a game.

That answers the slave question. It is all just pretend…til the spider gets hungry.

Treasure is one thing. Slaves is another.

…you think the “slaves” that Eridan collects are the trolls of the lusus that he kills?

This is like Battleship: Larp and I am living for it.

The fact they are playing d&d is one thing. The fact they are playing pirates is another.

The Fact that they are just rolling d&d dice while ON boats to play their pirate raid is just brilliant and ascends my soul to a new plane.

I was imaging the whale dropping from the sky on Eridan’s ship. But having it shit-talk Eridan is fucking better.

I’m stealing this.

This is genius and stupid and I’m stealing this.

It being d&d is cute, but Eridan fucking meta-gaming to do the same thing first is such bullshit of course he would do it.

I fucking can’t tell if this is Vriska and Eridan playing pirates, or if this is the actual DualScar and MingFang. And now I’m excited. 

But he is the bestest boy. Yes he is!

His Pile!!! My heart, it burns for this dog!

This makes me, so impossibly happy. He just wants to fetch.

You know…before his existence is erased and merged into Jade.