Dear Future Husband, Here’s a few things

You need to Know if you Wanna Be

Alive

Jane is just going to ignore Jake and focus on her own target, unaware that she is going deeper into the spider’s web.

Hey, you didn’t want him to do cornball old-timey sayings. So he went to animaniacs styled phrasing. You asked for it.

I’m just going to correlate that Jake’s Hopes, Phrases, and Short Shorts give him the ultimate power. I don’t know why or how, but keep it up boyo.

Welcome to Homestuck. Where the powers of your Sexy Grandpa can distract you via Ned Flanders “Feels Like I’m Wearing Nothing At All”

The fact you just called his shorts sexy….just just that fact. I don’t even know how to go on from here, but

I can’t believe I am watching Jade take a crotch shot.

Wait that was Jake??? I thought it was her sort of sarcastically implying it.

Now all I can think of is Jake having like a monster deep booming voice shouting these things. “Gee Willikers” ends up destroying 4 buildings.

Oh no, his pale boy body is so pale it is hard for Jade to locate target.

because you are too close to the screen!!! Good luck trying to teleport concentrated hope from that distance, thick enough for Scooby to cut through like fog.

Hey Jade? You think you might need to zoom out there? I don’t think your hands will cover the entire ranger Jake currently controls.

So basically…..Naughty Gods need to go the Punishment Void.

Ok, Jade having a fade-in portal around her is a pretty cool effect. Don’t think it would work, but it is still cool.

Listen, it isn’t just you, literally everyone on Derse is confused right now. So don’t feel too bad about it.

I guess enjoy watching your daughter fighting against a revived god?

Oh Shit, Dad! I forgot about you!!!

I am so happy for this match-up. Because I really want to see Jane get her evil ass kicked.

Thanos Snapping won’t save you now. Even if you did try to contain his power, where exactly are you going to be putting him?

Part 300

ALMOST THERE!!! 300!!!

300 TIMES I READ HOMESTUCK!!!

I’M GONNA BE SLICING THROUGH THIS STORY LIKE AN ARMY OF OIL UP SPARTANS READY TO DO BATTLE

So. Were doing this. Jake is currently combusting holy hope energy and hopefully he won’t completely blow up.

How Am I supposed to process that this guy:

Is an actual adult??? I…don’t even??? It is hard to really let that information sink in because it is just so jarring to me.

Karkat and Caliborn do a fusion dance like in Steven Universe to create the form of Zim. With all of Karkat’s adorable gruffness, Caliborn’s love of destruction, and both of their determination to be superior of all.

I would draw this, but I have no idea what kind of dancing they would do to create Zim.