Better to sharpen your tusks now while you have the time. I love Zeetha, just all of her.

AIN’T NO REST FOR THE WICKED! AND NEITHER WILL YOU UNTIL WE GET THAT BODY IN WICKED SHAPE!

J e g u s! The idea of not knowing yourself is one thing, but to think that the place you called home be nothing more than a fever dream? God that’s terrible!

GOOD! Best Girl Zeetha has returned!

And to add to that, forcibly escaping after learning like 5 family secrets at once after fighting to survive, yeah being with a circus on land has to be jarring.

At least Krosp has some standards when selling himself out.

That…has to be weird to train a talking animal like a normal animal….wouldn’t that be like trying to train someone in a fursuit and I am going to stop this line of thinking right there thanks brain.

Good to see Krosp’s standards in action. If anyone can’t smell, they are stupid. And if anyone is Gil, they’re an idiot.

I think I would have liked Olga if I had known her. It is nice to see that her memory is still being honored in one last dupe.

The Ninth

Agatha managed to integrate herself with the circus folks and to escape right under Gil’s nose, who thinks she’s dead. Oh man, I can’t wait to see how THAT reunion is going to be like.

At least Krosp and Agatha are in the clear for now. Time to go to Mechanicsburg or whatever steampunk themed town they were heading for.

Part 295 End

thank god it’s over

John just decided to now go on a quest to destroy Caliborn for his shitty terrible story. Which mirrors to Caliborn’s quest to kill Hussie for his story narration. Oh how the circle turns.

I can’t even really remember what actually happened in the last intermission that was important. John lost the important ring. He and Roxy hatched a plan, and her powers are slowly progressing. Davesprite and Arquiusprite met up. Slick is jetpacking through space. Dirk is flying through space (and failing in trying to talk to Dave). Jane is a lot more savage than you would give credit for. Jake is terrified and talking to Brain-Dirk. PM and Jack are still chasing each other through space, and Hulked!Jack flying back too. Kanaya has blood addition problems, she and Karkat are going to talk to Echidna for the tadpole. Terezi and Rose are going through withdrawal and Terezi is going Clown Hunting. Dave is flying with Mayor. Jade still can’t catch John because of him hopping around. Vriska and her ghost squad found the juju that zapped John, but half of them left already to maybe come back with a ghost army. And Hussie is still missing/dead/no-really-dead.

I think that sums it up, don’t you?

GOD can you imagine Caliborn being a Youtuber??

Even Caliborn’s shitty curtain couldn’t hide the horror John has.

You basically tied me in a chair to play your slideshow with no escape. You aren’t welcome.

no child, they are Acts. Because it is going to take way too long to properly sum up anything like this in chapters.

If anyone has managed to write Homestuck as a novel let me know.

And thus starts John’s quest for vengeance against the turtle child.

Just end it. End it forever. Please, you have the technology. It was the same one that helped you bring this doodle-nightmare to life.

I don’t know if it is better or worse that Caliborn can see John but just chooses to ignore him. Well, with John’s rage he can’t ignore John for much longer.

YOU get a Gary Sue! And YOU get a Gary Sue! EVERYONE GETS A GARY SUE!!!