So with this all cleared up. Looks like those Zahoo weapons are still around. And the bad guys got a few. Sword battle on lava planet?

Hussie is probably enjoying this right now. Knowing that the glitches are fucking with everything.

What the hell, why does it look like Terezi is going to try and eat my soul?

So it only affects those in the glitches. Arquius isn’t in the glitches, so he understands Dirk fine.

Well….at least I don’t have to read about milking men anymore.

Take those ideas Dirk, and bury them in a hole, never to see them again.

Yes Dirk Yes. Meet your Hero! Make First Contact!

This makes me happier because now each Strider has their own bro.

Hal is letting Dirk know that it will be ok to meet up with Dave! So how about it Dirk? Ready to meet your hero?

Alright. One good thing to come from this conversation. They are actually getting along Hella Well. This is good, great even. Perfect to know.

Ignore that backhand swing with a mallet, can people not call Dave “Real Dave”? That is terrible to do that shit with Dave Sprite. THEY ARE BOTH REAL!!! This isn’t Thunderdome! They aren’t fighting for Name Alpha. Cut it out!!!

Listen man, when Equius builds up a sweat he has to let it out and no one can stop it. 

Look, you have 3 hours. Plenty of time for you get caught up on the bullshit that is the Beta-Session.

Oh shit. Oh Shit.

OH SHIT!

First, Dave’s first sprite was just fucking Caliborn being an asshole, and can probably argued that by giving him power it caused John and Jade to die and the terrible offshoot.

Second, He talking to Dave Sprite! The Sprite Convention has arrived! Sprites Unite!

He just wants to hang out with someone. Why are you like this Arquius?

God how the hell does Dave think of this, knowing that this ghost is the fusion of the troll he talked to once and his dead computer brother?

Great. Good luck going through the glitter belt. Try not to get to static.

Hey guess what? You’re a Dad! The Prodigal Dad returns! How does that feel to know about your family reunion?

Alright. Glad we managed to cover the basics here.

At least your memory problems come from being hungover and not glitched out of your mind.