I mean, Dirk wouldn’t know any of them. No Alpha-kid would. It’s just Dirk and the 3 guys.
Any way you can make Dirk go faster using your muscle powers?
Oh, so even the AI isn’t above puns. There is still hope yet.
Finally, some delicious fucking progress.
Equius is serious about it. Hal is sarcastic with it. I can’t tell for the life of me how Arquiusprite feels about it.
Dirk was done with this conversation 12 thousand light-years ago. And he has to put up with it for 12 thousand more.
How does it feel to be chaotic evil with the english language? Does it make you feel happy?
Oh God!
Dirk can’t even get away from himself in troll-form! How does it feel knowing that Equius is just a troll-Dirk!?
Yes, please, you must enjoy my suffering of talking about this shit, please end my nightmare.
At least not yet, and definitely not from you.
Me and Dirk team up to defeat the bullshit that is the milk fetish.
This went form a rescue mission to an assassination, and Dirk has his target locked.
At least not yet, and definitely not from you.
Oh Gooooooood. We get to talk about biological differences between trolls and humans during the one moment where we should be talking about anything else but biological differences.
Yeah We are DONE. BYE EVERYBODY! My Soul has ascended from the bullshit I was forced to read and have been expelled from this Earth. See you in Space.
my face as i read this while surrounded by other people.
You learn new things about yourself every day. Many of them should have been kept hidden.
But isn’t it nice that Hal annoyed you so much that you made an another pair of computer glasses? Pretty handy, right?
The most I got out of this is basically Never Call Anyone “Vitamin D” when talking about your lust fantasies.