Alright, so last we left Roxy is being forced to try and steal the Troll-Egg-Sack from space, Jade is threatening when she doesn’t talk, the kids are all split up on the planets, and John is just gone.
Not like….gone gone, but still gone. Which is concerning.
So I am going to force myself to pace. Meaning shorter session probably. I don’t want to overshoot myself and be done with homestuck Before 413 you know.
Jade is a lot more terrifying with her actions than words. Her words are more dorkish than ever. But if Roxy can create the Matriorb, that would be so amazing, because she can repopulate the Troll’s planet! Stealing from the void, to create anything, god that is the dream. She would have the best Hammer Space in ALL of Space! If I wasn’t pretty much the Seer of Void, I would have totally wanted to be the Rogue of Void hands down.
Everyone is split up. Both Seers on the Right to the Light. Frog Squad Kanaya and Karkat on the Left on Jade’s planet. Dave and Mayor are up on his planet. And they are all dealing with the glitches.
And John….
He’s somewhere, right?
Because Jade had fought John, I know that much from the brief glitches of the last video.
So either Jade poofed him away (which sounds unlikely since Rose said John escaped. [Ha, Rose is as unintelligible now as she was as Grimdark!Rose] )
Or John got zapped away again from the House Juju and is lost to time again. I mean, Caliborn said something about seeing John again. Maybe he got pissed seeing John over and over and wanted to look into it, stole the narrative prompt, and fucked with John via art?
Or….maybe John is hiding in the planet, like meeting his Denizen finally, and we can Finally hear his Choice.
It is things like that that I can’t take you seriously. I take your actions seriously, but proclaiming you are the “suckiest jade?” Get better material.
