NO! CAN-TOWN! What have you done Rose? You unleashed a kaiju onto this poor defenseless town.

Well, at least Rose realizes that she has a problem by not pronouncing Kanaya’s name right. But I think that is too little to late.

I would like to have Papaya Fruits be a Troll oc name from now on.

No like, it’s on the same level of Dave not understanding Kismesis. It’s heard for Trolls to do, it’s hard for Humans to understand.

Kanaya just went straight to the point. She does not let up in whacking Rose with her blunt edge.

But at least drunk!Rose is now realizing that this is a problem. I love that she realizes this not that it is hurting herself, but hurting her girlfriend.

She is such a happy drunk, she is just going to nod and agree to everything, so it is hard to have a serious conversation that she is taking seriously.

Considering that her powers only work when she is sober, it really isn’t reassuring.

Now, have you considered….having sex? Or…..cloning yourselves? Either or would work.

If you want to talk Rose, let’s talk. Free that cat from the politeness bad Kanaya, let her have it.

Look, just because someone can’t talk doesn’t mean they can’t speak. Look at Serenity. I rest my case. 

Also, please, stop shit talking about Mayor to his face. Just because he can’t talk doesn’t mean he can’t listen.

Kanaya, please, stop insulting Mayor. He doesn’t deserve this barrage of words.

You know….has Mayor ever talked? Like….ever? I want to hear him speak about how this is an uncomfortable situation.

Damn Kanaya, I get you are mad right now, but Mayor did not deserve that shade.

That is absolutely true, I’m pretty sure you are the smartest one out of everyone in the entire kid cast, alpha and beta.

Hell yeah, put your foot down, get ALL the problems straightened out!

Kanaya, you have every right to be pissed at your girlfriend right now.

You know what would be a travesty? If Kanaya just starts destroying Can Town.

At least both Dave and Rose are on the side of Democracy.