And for everyone who has reread homestuck. multiple times.

At this point I am sure that Hussie is just rewriting Cali’s fanfiction and that is why he is just haunting this story so much.

I love how alien racism = “fear of aliens”. It fits really well. Though, I think we need to come with a new word when aliens do come.

DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT IF I ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT IT DID? THAT WAS TERRIFYING!!!

Part 267

I think the thumbnail says it all

Sorry, Screener cut you short there. So the only cannon ages I know are Elan and Haley. So I guess I can take this time to make guesses for the other ages.

Roy: 26

Durkon: 45

V: 300 (depending on their elf adulthood being 100 or something)

Belkar: 32

They are so much, but so confident and STRONG. I do love them together.

I mean, I don’t love Yeeting Equius back to the land of the living and force fused with some sunglasses, but I do love them together.

Thank you. I knew there was a term for it, I just couldn’t remember exactly what it was.

That’s actually a 50/50 chance. We could just kill Gamzee in the snap, and since he can’t die we are back to where we started.

Can you imagine Thanos Snapping constantly and still not destroying that clown?

Part 266 End

Yeah, so that is going to do it for me. We shall see the results over the magic sucker tomorrow.

Ferrari has eyes everywhere, and knew about Jane and what she is doing, as well as knew about Roxy. She, is so weird to think that she has power while being like that.

And while I’m sorry Jake is aggravating to you, and Cali is so sweet and sad, I am glad you got both of the Jujus. It was the giant lollipop that Cali drew a long time ago. I guess she thought it would be cool for Roxy to have. And now Jane does! Hopefully she can put it to good use and not get it stolen by clowns.

You didn’t lick it as much as whacked your own face with it.

My Nam Is Jane

An When I Cry

Because My Frends

Are Gonna Die

They Give Me Gift

To End My Folly

My Nam Is Jane

I Lik The Lolly

Do it. Do it! Give to temptation!!!

Love the snake imagery here.

Cool. Glad that the eternal snake can form. Now…beat Gamzee with it before he steals it.

Maybe don’t lick them on the inside then. That would be bad.

Scratch. Get your foresight bullshit out of here. You’re dead by now!

I hope you can and Gamzee doesn’t start eating one.

Cool, great. Super rich now. COMBINE THE FLAVORS!

Good thinking Jane. Now grab it before Gamzee does.

Now, if you look closely, they are sucker snakes living inside. Where they will form to the infinity sign because….eternally sweet.