I am so happy for stupid moments like these, whenever these two interact.

OotS: The Twenty-Fifth

Hey, time for some more dorks.

The hotel is burning (a staple in all d&d adventures really). Roy is physically a woman. No one is hurt (yet) and Haley and V are saving the gold.

Everything is going good really,

Part 261 End

I think this is a good place to stop at the moment.

Jane’s party is ruined and her birthday is officially the worst. Damn. Jane and John can’t get happy birthdays, can they?

Caliborn is the worst. And is a machochistic hate-flirting psychopath who grows up to be an even bigger psychopath.

And now I have a horror idea that Lil’ Cal is not for Caliborn, but is used as the psudo-body for Calliope when she resurrects. And I don’t like that idea one bit at all nope.

And I am getting REALLY TIRED of that ink stain. I’m just going to tag it from now on when I see it so you guys know how often it pops up.

SAME WITH THE ARM-DILDO!

If there was a way for that jump to get sadder, I wouldn’t know it

Really Ink Stain? Really? Can’t you leave Jane alone in her moment of grief?

Anywhere is better than here.

Caliborn doesn’t crash the party, he just drives a tanker full of gasoline into it with a lit match

Yeah, I fucking get it.

God Damn. You really do take the title for “Worst Homestuck Character” don’t you?

You would think that Ferrari would, you know, keep him alive since he was part of the Crocker Family.

Happy Fucking Birthday

He could still be alive. You don’t know.

And, a rescue mission for your dad could also save Roxy in the process.

Fucking great, he stated that his superpowers is masochism. And, you probably were in jail for fucking murdering everyone you see.

Both him and Jack can agree. Derse Jails are the worst.

God he is such an ass, even when giving out actual good information

Let’s narrow down the list of things that are just awful about Caliborn

Sexism

Ego

And dropping the dead dad fact

Yeah, death is all around him. He is an ass, but he isn’t lying.

Cool. Necromancy all the way. Build her a new body and stick her…soul…..

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I am not fucking going there.

Write that on my next birthday poster. “Congratulations on being borth”

Jane. I think it did work. For all the wrong reasons.