Well, at least the cake won’t go to waste.

Pitch the headset to the sun. You are done now.

Difference Scenario, but still the same intensity from trying to escape a madman.

Not even the skeleton monsters will find your bones by the time Jane is done with you.

Y’all, I knew that was coming. But it still didn’t stop the blank rage and double take I had to deal with when I actually saw the sentence out loud.

1) Don’t put her in the blame on her. She has nothing to deal with how much of an ass you were.

2) I still don’t believe you actually know what was going on. I am more incline to believe that you believe that she is in love with Dirk or something.

If you do I will eat my face.

I know that it fucking feels awful. But no offense, it seems like you may have dodge a bullet until Jake gets his head out of his ass.

Oh yeah, let’s open up those flood gates

Would you ever want to reach out to a narcissist? I wonder what the topic would be about.

Great. At least now he gets it.

Jane just went through the fucking points I made, and Jake is still on about the time.

Yikes. I mean, I knew it was bad. But weeks? Jake, you need a fucking clock. Or Calendar.

Please stand back. It is about to get messy.

Alright Jane. You heard the man. Let him have it.

Jake you Fucking Twit.

Oh no Jake. If might have been your thing if you two were dating, but that ship has long since sailed and crashed on the reef.

Again, the worst part is that he fucking genuinely doesn’t mean for his bullshit.

Jake. You fucking dunce. Do not tell her to calm down. Let hell are ANY of you adults.

Thank god she has a headset. There is so much rage coursing through her body that I don’t think she would be able to type properly.