“You spend months using me as a talk-board for your problems, not even asking about anyone else or how we are all doing here, only your adventures and your dating and Dirk. You forget about everything, which fine time is more/less weird here. But you would go off silent for weeks and only reach out when it is about you and you wanting people to make you feel better. Then, you have the audacity, to do this same exact shit, On My Birthday”
“Get Fucked”
Homegirl is about to go off after 5 months of putting up with that
She couldn’t even make the fucking cake while Jake was talking. God, and she has every right to be pissed.
I think the fucking worst part is that he wasn’t intentionally trying to be so exhausting.
Jake…..you really need to socialize with other people. Like…a lot. I don’t care if you just pumpkin carve with the chess people. Just, do something else than talk about yourself
This isn’t pot meets kettle. This is people meeting at a cookware store to point at the pot-kettle fusion that is a crockpot.
Jake, quit while you are ahead
There we go. There’s the twitch. Boy better hang up before Crocker snaps.
Jake, with how you talk a fucking tree can be a great listener.
I can believe that. You are all dumb horny teenagers.
I was going to fucking say. And….holy shit you got a tattoo to match his within 5 months of dating?
Yeah, no. Honey, you probably need to break up with Dirk.
You know, that reminds me. I wonder where Kyle is in all of this? Because he was the one to push these types of thoughts to Jake in the first place.
No hun. He didn’t want to share you with anyone.
OH….Damn Dirk….can’t you at least be possessive of all your friends and not just Jake? That way you won’t split the party (literally) with this bullshit. He was banking on Jake forgetting.
True. But the difference? Jake at least had Granny Jane to care for him, and animals to interact with. So there was some socialization. Dirk had exactly one (1) puppet. Not enough.
A pretty shitty self-fulfilling prophecy. I was right, Dirk’s clingyness is pushing Jake away
fair all around. I mean, you are having doubts Jake. You are transparent to everyone but a mirror.
Right, before we get back to Jake’s trainwreck of a love life, I just want to make a quick mention that I get it. They are waiting for the 4 “nobles” and their planets each have a different type of gas. Get it? Noble Gases? I mean, I said noble gases before, but now the noble title is thrown in.
Anyway, time to see how Jake feels
Wow, Jane not only does not care, but she is actually twitching an eye.
You guys give out the best suggestions. This video was the bomb!
Right, going to stop here.
I love how the one random item gets a reprise and a point to use. What a callback to the belt!
Roy is such a great leader here, having the more approachable people get the people out, willing to screw himself for his friends, using his knowledge of people he just met to call them out on their bluff. Yeah, Belkar still screwed it up, but Roy still had it. He is a good leader.
Now I am just waiting for those mercenary people to return. Because I like those guys, and they seem decent enough (minus the horniness).
OOTS Theory #I don’t Remember: They played that stick game where there is a pile of sticks and you need to pull out that one lone stick I guess to get the most sticks, and the order that they pulled out the sticks told them of the quest they needed to go on.