For straight up killing Cali before the game started, he gets screwed. Sow, meet Reep.

God that is fucking trash. Because if it is that difficult, then what kind of ultimate power will await him on the other side?

Please, still stay a dick, and just kill the Denizen.

Jade and Dave Sprite accepted and completed their quests. And look at what the fuck happened to them.

Yeah, Hussie does that a lot.

The Choice on whether or not to be an asshole.

if by destroy you mean “kill him with kindness”

Feed him candy corn. That is your final challenge.

See….you guys should know this about me by now, but I don’t know shit when names are revealed. I have to google that shit to understand.

But for some reason, I have this strangest feeling that Hussie is fucking with you.

Hmmmmmmm, so I was right that John’s convo with his worm-person Denizen was important. It looks like they are, I guess, the guardians of the land that can help.

Even in child-form, Hussie will never be rid of Caliborn.

Just pointing at Hussie and saying “LIES” gives me life.

Just thinking back, how easier would it have been with Cali to help you find said Keys. Just saying.

So…the only thing I can think of is Dave just mass creating Liberty Statues to place around for the hell of it, but I have no idea who has the ability to move Earth here.

Fair point. You can’t have a mental breakdown without something to break. Or if you don’t even care about what the mindfuck was about.

BINCH MY RAGE PREDICTION WAS RIGHT!?!??

Yes. Time for good old 20 questions where this really isn’t a game as much as an interview.

You are really pushing Gamzee to be his court jester, aren’t you Hussie? Damn, you think it will be years on this planet by yourself with a clown?

ok, so you want a shortcut, but you don’t actually want to work for said shortcut. While Vriska does love her shortcuts, at least she works to achieve them.

So basically, you want a walk-through. You and Vriska have the same idea on how to win.

Yeah, Caliborn is showing off the power of his new crowbar. I should have expected as much.