Human dating. No one knows how it works, so just go for it.

Dave unexpectedly became the only voice of reason in this entire group on how to manage through all of this.

Kanaya is ok with dating Drunk!Rose. But because she doesn’t understand drunk people, she is asking Dave if there is a reason she shouldn’t. Kanaya is responsible like that. Good for her.

Good. Lay down the law Kanaya. Put some barriers to contain the fearful power that is Drunk Rose.

Rose is stepping up her game here. Drunk or not, she is determined to see this though.

Just chucking along the tracks of love that don’t even know they both be heading into Date Station until the crash right into it.

Poor Drunk Rose.

I hope Kanaya doesn’t take offense, she was just so pretty that Rose couldn’t deal.

At least in the absolute horror she was able to admit that it was, in fact, a date

A Couple Of Hours

Oh Rose you fucking dropped the ball

Oh S H I T you were fucking late??? And Kanaya had to LOOK for YOU!?!?

Oh man, this just gets better and better

Kanaya’s version of “Are you drunk? Oh you are drunk, and how!”

Well….at least if they leave Dave won’t be able to see this. That’s something.

Yikes. Oh man. I hope Kanaya doesn’t feel too left out about this. But…I am not sure how drunk!Rose can salvage this.

Trust me Kanaya, Rose would think you look great in anything you wear.

Dave is now permanently stuck there, forced to watch this disaster unfold in front of him.

On Man. Kanaya’s first interaction with a drunk human. Prepare to take notes.

Well….Dave was trying to be responsible. We can’t say he didn’t.

Trust me Rose, Dave is trying to save your drunk ass from a potential disaster.

That is both hilarious and adorable to imagine a spouse only just realizing that the date they went on was in fact a date from years before.

Drunk Rose is like a once in a lifetime opportunity where the stars align and the cosmos declare that yes this child should be drunk for my entertainment.