Trust me, best not to think about it.

The idea that having a ghost get killed is hilarious and absurd, but only Homestuck can actually pull it off to be serious.

How long ago was it that ghost!John died, relative to Vriska?

And we see John slowly give the ring back to Tavros.

I want to argue with her, but she isn’t wrong.

That a version of me, which I didn’t know was/could be a thing at that time, dated you, implying that we might have something together. But only after we both died.

This needs a lot more details.

FUCKING DORKS

NOW THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO SECRETLY FIGHT OVER THE RING (and Vriska)

Yeah, there is going to be a lot of information to process here. Let’s go this step by step in how I almost could have dated you.

And that is why Vriska loves Tavros. He, among other things, strokes her own ego.

Yeah, Vriska you are a thief player. Of course it would be easier for you to pull it off.

again, UNBRIDLED HORROR

Vriska, did you try to shift through Travos’s thoughts and feelings? I assumed that the only thing you felt was unbridled horror.

A girl has to have her privacy. And ex’s are one of them.

ok, her wanting to date Ghost!John, and Tavros getting jealous over an ex, this is the type of romance drama I am into.

Not the sade, everyone dies, stuff.

Oh…oh F U C K

Did, did John not realize the reason Dave Sprite came back in time? No, he had to have like, had the knowledge, but did he actually K N O W?

wait……WAIT

VRISKA

She talked to other!John.

The John that talked to the Denizen for some huge ass secret.

Other!John can’t say the secret anymore because of FUCKING ENGLISH, but Vriska can.

VRISKA CAN!!!

You know, I can’t really say that the same thing wouldn’t happen if we just gave middle schoolers knives right now.

Well this is the saddest thought of all: Vriska grew-up only after dying. Fucking Tragic.

Maybe not say how you died so casually like you needed to die. To a friend who just found out you were dead.

Dammit, this is so fucking bittersweet. I’m glad that they got to meet, but on such sad terms :(

Vriska, you just told him your dead. This isn’t Alternia where people die at a drop of a hat. He really does care for you.