I get you are mad, but yeah you are going to have to rewind. I hate missing dialogue like that.

Look at her, she is laying down the law with her remote.

Maybe John just misses his friends and is taking it out on the one movie he loves?

Let’s be real though, that would be hypnotic to watch.

Smug pretentious children are a thrill to read. I want to see John, Jake, Karkat, and Kankri locked in a room to see who can bore the others first.

John, ever since I saw Nick Cage with a mullet I knew the film was going to be dumb. So literally nothing you are saying to be now is going to deter me from watching it.

To be fair, name me one Nick Cage movie where he isn’t corny in it. Not him being  bad actor, him not being corny.

Oh, John is about to go off on this movie, and it is going to be glorious.

I know, that’s why its funny.

Thanks Jade.

“I feel like an idiot for liking this movie”

“That’s why I thought you liked this movie”

Jade gets it. She really does.

The Beta-verse version of the Batterwitch, or MLP allusion? You decide.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you guys otherwise. You can always change.

You were 13. As long as there was action and Nick Cage everything was good.

It is hard to take mullet!Cage killing  man over a rabbit seriously, but maybe that is because I didn’t watch the movie.

Yeah, sometimes it just sucks when you find out you don’t like a thing that you used to like.

Basically watching any childhood movie ever as an adult.

It took you to realize this at age 15. Opinions change.

idk, why the bald man took the rabbit as a hostage because of Cage’s emotional baggage?