Yeah, sorry to just dip in then dip back out again. But this is sort of the best place to stop for this. I mean, it looks like we are about to go to another sidequest now, so that can be saved for later.
Also, wasn’t Sawtooth one of the Felt Henchmen? Or am I thinking of someone else.
Anyway, back to Dirk. He is going to give me a heart attack. I swear. From decapitating his own head, to give to Jake to kiss. I am glad Jake is alive, but Dirk, that seems Hella Unnecessary. He could have flown back to Jake, but I guess he is just extra like that.
All of the games are set up too with robots guarding/pulled in. So Dirk’s robot guards are in the dead planets.
I feel so bad for Jake since everyone just saw him kiss Dirk’s decapitated head. Jane would have no idea what that would mean. Roxy has some notion since she tried to do it with Jane (but Dirk stepped in like a boss) so she is more disgusted about how Jake managed to go through with it.
Well, with everyone there, that means that they are all together on Jake’s planet. And that means that They will all be together when John and Jade finally bust through the window that Jake stashed. So the group now becomes whole.
It sort of sucks that everyone is now on their last bodies, so they have to do through the stupid alternate way of becoming gods. For everyone but Jake, they can do the method that Rose and Dave did in finding their space beds. But Jake has to go through a different way. Hopefully it won’t be too hard.
And the lantern exploding when Dirk awoke after Jake kissed him…..not entirely sure what that means. I am thinking something good, but I am not sure.
Oh man, sorry guys, but I have to stop right here. So expect a long ass video next time.
So…..revelations were had. Some……took a lot longer than others.
I weren’t seeing eyes everywhere, those were the death bubbles. I was just seeing them from the outside. And it took me until this moment to realize that.
Sometimes I can be a dumbass.
Anyway, I guess Dirk’s soul-splitting powers is a literal life-saver. Since he was able to split like a horecrux, he can use that split as an extra body even with his other body dead. You think that these Dirks also get death bubbles? Would Kyle get a death bubble?
Dave just breaking down seeing how cool his brother is is amazing and I will totally rewatch that.
Because yeah, Dirk is hella different than Bro. And Dirk just throwing out Roxie to try and push her in the right direction, oh man my heart. At elast Aranea is able to wake Dirk up, so that was nice of her.
Cali is finally going to sleep. Taking off her jacket and everything to finally reveal that she was wearing EnJ’s clothes all along. It feels, so morose watching her settle down in basically her coffin.
THEN JOHN’S ARM!
I don’t give a shit if that is what the arm-noodle this is or not. I am headcanoning it here and now. That is John’s arm. Who I guess is just jabbing his arms through cartoon portal holes wiggling around for shit.
AND HE IS LOOKING FOR THAT BOOK!!!
No way in HELL is Hussie NOT going to show us her fanfiction.
WE SAW ROSE’S WIZARD JOURNALS EVENTUALLY!!!
Hell, those fanfics are probably what is needed to defeat English and Jack and save the day.
But, you know what is canon? That Hussie writes fanfiction of Homestuck for the canon of Homestuck. How many meta-rules has Hussie broken over the course of this comic?
Alright, so. Every time I saw/claimed “eye”…it was actually a Bubble. And Dirk couldn’t pass through because he was a memory, but the meteor could/can maybe because of his speed.