Don’t insult Kyle. He is more than just a Game Bro.

Yeah, but that is the type of thing that you stumble upon after playing it 10 times.

I guess you are in the capital. Not like it matters much since the entire planet is collapsing here.

Adventure Ho!

Sorry, what was that? I can’t hear you over the sound of adventure calling.

Kyle’s hatred of the human-body will never not amuse me.

The first time Jake managed to get into contact with Dirk all day, and it is through a middle-man.

The world may be burning

But at least Dirk appreciates the effort.

You can at least try to move the bed and plushies out of the way to make it easier to walk there.

You think Jake would put 2 and 2 together when he sees the unplugged window there?

Don’t Delay.

Both Kyle and Dirk doesn’t have time for your humorous metaphors here.

Jesus, Dark Lord Papyrus is a tall mother fucker.

Can we just call cancer “super deadly red shit” from now on?

“Ideally in places that aren’t stupid” is code for Kyle in his computer wisdom hacking into the Beta-verse and saw all the bullshit that had happened with the other kids.

Dirk is so busy doing his shit, Kyle is stepping up for him because Dirk didn’t even know he needed to step up his game.

The weirdest thing, Kyle the wingman is actually cock-blocking Jake.

“We didn’t start the fire”

“It was an evil fish who was ruling shit”

Get ready to fight the forces of Sea Hitler Evil.

I just realized, I want Sollux to wear Kyle. They would be great buddies here.