I’m fucking Dirk in the background. Just watching this nonsense.

Meenah, this is what happens when you don’t explain things properly. People get the wrong idea and try to kill Sea Hitler.

I can’t stop laughing. Hussie found a way to add the “would you go back in time to kill Hitler” in this story and damn if Jake isn’t serious about it.

Oh my poor Jake. He wants to help and protect his friend, but yeah you aren’t actually killing Sea Hitler my dude. You are…I guess you would be killing Sea Hitler’s cousin? Like it is her, but killing her wouldn’t solve any of your problems.

Shit, so how do you feel? How does seeing the alternate version of the woman you is, and has, tormented your friends and murdered your love ones for sick political control make you feel?

At least this information is new to someone. Glad Jake is now on the same page as the rest of us.

Yeah, you are hitting all of the sweet spots.

OH WAIT

This is like, Hussie’s replacement for his Act recaps. Having Aranea explain what the hell happened to these trolls, and Queen Ferrari’s story.

Well played Hussie.

I’m waiting for the point where Meenah gets horrified because she is forced to become a mother.

And you are happy about this Meenah? This doesn’t sound all that good here.

I can’t tell if that is your face as you listen to the story, or if that is your hopes and dreams of what your story is like.

Basically, I’m implying that Meenah wants to date Guy Fieri.

Oh shit I just realized.

This is Aranea’s perfect chance to drag Meenah by not really dragging Meenah but it is exactly her dragging Meenah.

Is Windfang her FLARP name? Oh my god, she set her name to Wumbo.

The key word is “presumable rational” because the Aranea you know is out of commission, and this one is out on a warpath.

Uh, how about the more detailed version. Is that a viable option?

See, I am both of these to my friends, the mark of true friendship.

I mean, you already told the story exactly like how Meenah would want. How could there POSSIBLE be anything more to add than that?

Yeah, and the creep fucking sucked. Don’t forget that bit.

Don’t worry Meenah, we will get to you in a sec. Because you’re is the shortest one of all.

You became Queen.

She likes Mindfang because she actually bothers to write in her journal.

Heh, funny. Fate has a wicked sense of humor for trying to right itself of the revenge on the ancestors with their children.